Fixed in the Next Internet

12/27/2000 13:01 EST @lanta

Text-based URLs. Browser wars. Plug-ins. Online Service Providers. Spam. IPv4. DNS. SSL. TLAs. ETLAs. Felonious encryption. Memory creep. Bandwidth limitations. :CueCats™. Cables and wires. Virtual machines. Scroll bars. Postage-stamp-sized porno movies. Preponderance of schlock. The word "Internet".

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