Blowfish Fugue -005- "Tits and Arse"

     The Vandal floated her POVercraft down Freemont, keeping her alpha low -- damned near completely invisible. Her proximity sensor twittered frequently until she went vertical enough to avoid interactions with the auras of the pedestrians. It meant staying low-band, but she didn't particularly care to accidentally shake hands with anyone just yet.
     Adjusting the tropism, the Vandal set the POV to seek bandwidth... there. A junebug downloading new tits and a dress for the evening's entertainment. Spending mojo on it, too -- must not be very active, but certainly a Buyer. Mojo account stays damn near busted. User. Poser. Clueless. Victim. Perfect.
     The Vandal pulled a Sneeze cantrip from her Arse and packet-matched it into the tit-stream. The POVercraft detached a miniPOV to follow it down the datahole... and started scanning.
     Hmm. Tags for Sex-Toy® -- resident, but expired. Interesting. The Vandal marked them for copy to the Sneeze's payload area and kept scanning.... Account info tags where they were expected to be, but account was worthless. For now. Hmm....
     The Vandal searched her Arsenal. Ideas ideas ideas. Ah. There's the crack for Sex-Toy®, and a preformatted Sneeze to make the soon-to-be cracked version transmissible. Even better, Tit's version of Sex-Toy® was multigendered and had built-in Libid-Up.... And the final coup. Porn Star™ 4.1... Still in beta, but still capable of record-and-trickle to keep bandwidth low.
     The Vandal pre-formed Porn-Star™ to xmit to her favorite drop-site, good for a steady stream of mojo, assuming Tits would be getting any anytime soon. She also linked it to the Sex-Toy®/Sneeze package so it would be transmitted as well. And as an afterthought she cut Tits in for thirty percent of the mojo take.
     And the POVercraft moved on....

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