Breasts in All the Right Places

Breasts in All the Right Places

19990210.1923

It shouldn't be so tough to find a reasonable match
One with breasts in all the right places
(Is it wrong to admit that I like them?)
And not too much dust caught in the synapses
(Wouldn't want to risk a brainfire, now would we?)
And, while I'm dreaming, one who wouldn't
Scare the pants off me (so to speak)
When I find her.

I'm not hideous
Nor shy
Nor tongue-tied
Nor humorless
Nor pathetic
(What a glowing referral)

Okay, maybe I'm a little scary myself
But I've heard women go for that

Maybe I should use some advice from an old friend
And start using pickup lines like,
"Baby, I'd love to lick your inner labia."

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