That Shifty-Eyed Look

That Shifty-Eyed Look

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The world has that shifty-eyed look today
That lets you know that it has something up its sleeve
Petty tensions in the neck and shoulders
And the twitch in the hand common to nicotine addicts everywhere

You can't believe a thing it says when it gets like that
And you know it watches way too much Jerry Springer
Give it a hug and tell it that you love it anyway
('Cuz you know that will make it feel better, regardless)
And don't let it sneak your wallet out of your pants pocket like last time.

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